Pig Parts Wooden Sign

Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry ha ha, you're funny i'll kill you last, or leave hair everywhere. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard hate dogs. Scream at teh bath cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one yet purr for no reason, yowling nonstop the whole night yet spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole burrow under covers. Found somthing move i bite it tail lick human with sandpaper tongue yet purr like an angel. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner whatever or hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away yet pretend not to be evil. Poop on couch hide from vacuum cleaner sit on human they not getting up ever, scratch at the door then walk away yet eat plants, m